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Star Trek

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Star Trek has always been a large part of my life. I watched it on TV (right from when I was a little girl), and believe in its ideals.

I am a member of STARFLEET: The International Star Trek Fan Association, Inc., which does not just consist of people who enjoy Star Trek, but also states:

Our Prime Directive is to make new friends, share our interest in Star Trek in an open environment, to serve our community, and most of all: to have fun.

We keep abreast of current scientific projects and share our knowledge through programs we conduct in the community.

We support education of all kinds.

Creative writing, art, model building, and craft events are but a few of the human endeavors in which we are interested.

We value physical activity for fun. We challenge other ships and conduct fun athletic events.

Our ships go on Away Missions to visit other Star Trek clubs, conventions, and theme parks. The Fleet is like an extended family. The closer we get to know one another, the more respect we have for the diversity we shall see.

[sfi.org, accessed 25 August 2006]

I am the Director of the College of Xeno Studies of Starfleet Academy, and the Cadet version, also: College of Xeno Studies logo

I am the Director of the College of Genealogy of Starfleet Academy: College of Genealogy logo

I am also Executive Officer (First Officer) on the USS Matrix, and hold the rank of Captain.
USS Matrix banner

Over the years I have collected many Star Trek jokes - from the internet, from books, and from the final frontier. I have gathered them here in one place and provide links to them:
The Original Series
including Kirk jokes, Spock jokes, McCoy jokes
The Next Generation
including Picard jokes, TNG meets Dr Seuss, TNG meets Microsoft
Voyager jokes
including a knock-knock story
Klingon jokes
Borg jokes
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
How Many...To Change A Light Bulb?
Comparing the Captains
Commanders Under Pressure
Star Trek and Real Life
Miscellaneous Star Trek Jokes

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